This is going to be a very short blog entry – but I haven’t been able to get the idea out of my head for many years. Someone in Hollywood please make a movie starring

• Tom Cruise
• Tom Felton
• Tom Hanks
• Tom Hardy
• Tom Hiddleston
• Tom Holland
• Tom Selleck
• Tom Waits
• Tom Welling
• Tom Wilkinson
• Tommy Lee Jones and
• Emma Thompson

with a soundtrack by Tom Jones.
Maybe Tom Tykwer could direct?

Seriously can you imagine the trailer?? If no one makes the movie, please at least make the trailer!
(Looking at you, Jimmy Kimmel, master of fake movie trailers)